According to the Left, serving your child a hamburger is the equivalent of injecting them with heroin. All you can do is laugh, as the Left descends into insanity. One is left to contemplate the parent that sees this ad and takes the message to heart.

However, if we are going to compare things parents do to injecting their children with heroin, and filling them up with “junk” how about remaking this advertisement, but replace the hamburger with school?

Thomas Sowell writes:

A woman with a petition went among the crowds attending a state fair, asking people to sign her petition demanding the banning of dihydroxymonoxide. She said it was in our lakes and streams, and now it was in our sweat and urine and tears.

She collected hundreds of signatures to ban dihydroxymonoxide — a fancy chemical name for water. [...] Much of the stupidity we see today is induced by our educational system, from the elementary schools to the universities. In a high-tech age that has seen the creation of artificial intelligence by computers, we are also seeing the creation of artificial stupidity by people who call themselves educators.

It would appear that the Speaker of the House seems to be reading the Chicago book of ethics…

9 ) I was informed the pay was better

8 ) It was Bush’s fault

7 ) What, do you think McCain would have done better?

6 ) What, do you think Hillary would have done better?

5 ) Sorry, I didn’t think they’d notice the economy getting even worse

4 ) Oprah endorsed me, I don’t see you going after her

3 ) I was out. It was Michelle

2 ) Sorry, I thought Russia would respond better to prank calls. I didn’t know they had call display

1 ) Don’t blame me, you were the one who believed me when I said I was like Lincoln