Finally, a new place for Bill Clinton to meet women

From QMI:

A Winnipeg-based matchmaking service has added a division to their company that specializes in matching people with genital herpes [...] They added the herpes aspect to the list of questions after several people came forward asking for help. Now, Tregobov says clients are often open to being matched with someone with herpes, even if they don’t have the condition.

“We don’t necessarily match two people with herpes together, we match based on compatibility and based on acceptance,” she said. “Every single person is asked are you open to it? Yes or no.”

An Honest Look Into Planned Parenthood

It’s long (10 minutes or so) but I suggest you watch the entire video.

In the above video, we see two amateur investigative journalists posing as a pimp and a prostitute (a la James O’Keefe and Hannah Giles) to get the scoop on what happens in a Planned Parenthood consultation. In a similar fashion to the ACORN scandal in 2009, what they uncover is unheard of.

Planned Parenthood’s agenda is quite clear: abort as many children as possible. However, the “extras” contained in the above video are shocking. While aiding and abetting, Amy Woodruff from a New Jersey Planned Parenthood center advises the undercover investigators on how to get their underaged illegal immigrant prostitutes into the system without being reported to the authorities. She repeats on several occasions that what she’s doing is wrong, and even refers to one of her coworkers — the nurse practitioner of the center — as a term that can’t be published on Strictly Right, simply because that woman follows the law.

From LiveAction:

A Planned Parenthood manager in New Jersey coaches a man and a woman posing as sex traffickers how to secure secret abortions, STD testing, and contraception for their female underage sex slaves, and make their whole operation “look as legit as possible” in an undercover video released this morning.

Clinic manager Amy Woodruff, LPN, of Planned Parenthood Central New Jersey’s Perth Amboy center, warns the pimp and his prostitute to have their trafficked underage girls lie about their age to avoid mandatory reporting laws, promising, “even if they lie, just say, ‘Oh he’s the same age as me, 15,’…it’s just that mainly 14 and under we have to, doesn’t matter if their partner’s the same age, younger, whatever, 14 and under we have to report.” She says, “For the most part, we want as little information as possible.”

Woodruff also recommends how the pimp can get his prostitutes cheaper contraception by claiming they are “students”: “If they’re minors, put down that they’re students. Yeah, just kind of play along that they’re students–we want to make it look as legit as possible.”

If one of the young trafficked girls needs an abortion, Woodruff refers the pimp and prostitute to the Metropolitan Medical Association, where “their protocols aren’t as strict as ours and they don’t get audited the same way that we do.” The prostitute in the video asks how long after the abortion until the girls can have sex again, and when Woodruff says “minimum of 2 weeks,” she asks what sex acts the girls could still do to make money. Woodruff advises, “Waist up, or just be that extra action walking by” to advertise sex to potential clients.

New School Policy: Cross-Dressing

It’s been a while since I’ve had much faith in the education system anywhere — Canada or United States. It’s stories like this one that prove why…

Attention all kindergarten to Grade 8 students: Cross-dressing day is now cancelled.

This was the news given to students of King City Public School on Thursday after the school pulled the plug on holding an “Opposite Gender Day” on Friday, where kids as young as six would be allowed to come to school dressed as the opposite sex.

According to Ross Virgo of the York Region District School Board, King City PS officials cancelled the day following an outcry of opposition from parents.

“Opposite Gender Day has been cancelled in the wake of concerns of parents,” said Virgo. “The idea of (kids) experiencing being people of the opposite gender has offended some people in the community, and the school does not want to do that.”

Virgo said the chance to dress as the opposite sex was voluntary to students from junior kindergarten to Grade 8. He said it was proposed by the school’s student council and approved by the principal.

First off, I didn’t think that student councils existed to actually do anything. That said, this pushes the boundaries of accepting “alternative” lifestyles by actually encouraging students to participate in it. I don’t see what’s to be gained by pretending to be another gender for a day because, well, boys will always be boys and girls will always be girls (ideally.)

There’s an agenda in the public school system whether you like it or not, and it’s one that has always attempted to push acceptance over competence — both in academics, and now lifestyle. Keep in mind that in most jurisdictions, it’s virtually impossible for a teacher to fail even a high school student, let alone an elementary school student.

All we can be thankful for is that the parents stood up against this. Hopefully people will start to realize that parents can accomplish more than teachers and bureaucrats.

This is Justin Bieber in 20 years

Mark that prediction on the calendar.

A drunken brawl broke out among a group of women at a Vancouver Island bar over the weekend after one woman blocked another woman’s view of a male stripper.

More than 100 woman were at a fundraiser in Nanaimo’s Cavallotti Lodge on Friday night watching a man dressed as a police officer peel off his uniform when a women who was standing on a chair refused to get down after another onlooker argued she didn’t have a clear view.

“I guess one woman assaulted another woman who was blocking her view and then all hell broke loose,” said Nanaimo RCMP Const. Gary O’Brien.

Four squad cars responded.

Police arrested five women after the “alcohol-fuelled incident,” but charges are not being recommended, said O’Brien.

Police plan on talking to the venue’s owner about the danger of serving patrons too much alcohol.

I suppose this begs the question on whether or not the four squad cars would have made the drunk women more excited?

Interesting advice from a government-funded newspaper

Xtra Magazine claims to be the primary source for Canada’s gay and lesbian news. Now, Xtra is anything but a member of the mainstream media. However, I still would like to hold a publication that receives federal funding from the Ministry of Heritage to a higher standard than is deserved by this paragon of contemporary journalism. In a piece about frontrunner Toronto mayoral candidate Rob Ford (incidently the only conservative in the race,) Shawn Syms’ article “Deep inside Rob Ford” bears the byline, Anal passion could give birth to compassion. Shawn’s expert advice? Have anal sex with the city councilor.

Maybe Toronto City Councillor Rob Ford just needs to take it up the butt. And I’d love to be the one to give it to him.

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Exploring anal intimacy could finally allow the man a new openness to others who are different from himself — and in a sense that is tangible instead of just metaphorical. Allowing someone else to pleasure themselves inside you involves a spirited abandonment of personal interest — it’s about giving, instead of always taking away. Maybe if he didn’t have such a tight ass, the noted penny pincher might not be such a tightwad.

Successfully taking it in the rear is the ultimate lesson in vulnerability and trust — two qualities that could go a long way toward improving Ford’s attitude toward the diverse and complex world around him.

As a warning, it only gets worse. Does Xtra represent the mainstream gay community? Perhaps, perhaps not. But one thing’s for sure, politicians should keep their backs to the wall we need to take a serious look at how we define organizations that supposedly enhance Canadian culture. If this represents cultural values that Canadians need to embrace (no pun intended, seriously,) then I think it’s time for those representing Judeo-Christian values to rise up again and say “hold up!” to the government.

H/T to Blazing Cat Fur

Health Advice from the Germans: Stare at boobs

Yep, you read that correctly. A new study released by German researchers as revealed the unthinkable: “Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out.” Now, what sort of exercise benefits one receives from viewing a 15-minute porn movie is a question I’ll leave for President Clinton to answer. However, I can’t help but wonder how the discussion went when this project was getting discussed.

Doctor 1: Hey, my wife won’t let me have porn in the house.
Doctor 2: That really sucks, is there a way around it?
Doctor 1: No. Not unless I wanted to keep it at the lab.
Doctor 2: Good point.
Doctor 1: Wait a minute, I have an idea…

Either way, I’m sure the $20 that the participants in the study likely got paid was worth it. Ah such sacrifices in the name of science.

Strictly Right Radio episode 39

On this episode of Strictly Right Andrew and Ari get ready for the veil and modesty festival in Iran, examine the racist policies of the Obama Justice Department, ask whether God is welcome in Canada, discuss the upcoming blockbuster – Ladies Man II – starring John Edwards and much more

You can listen to this episode online here or subscribe to the podcast in iTunes.

From our "Cougar" file

Yes, apparently we have one. After all, they even have a conference!

Tattoo Rock Parlour on Toronto’s Queen West is going to be crawling with older women looking for fresh young meat Friday night with one lone woman hoping to be crowned Miss Cougar Canada at the end of the evening.

“We did the first Cougar Convention in Silicon Valley last August and we had a massive crowd and turned away hundreds of people,” said organizer Rich Gosse of Cougarevents.com. “The cougar phenomenon began in Canada, so we’ve always wanted to go to Toronto.”

A “cougar” by its bare bones definition is an older woman who is on the hunt for younger men with no strings attached.

Here are the rules: Anyone 35 and older and legally single can compete for the Miss Cougar Canada Title. Everyone pays their $20 to get into the club and it’s up to the cougars to woo the cubs — the younger men — to vote for them by working the room.

Yes, even the lowest of low on this earth have “rules” at their gatherings. I’m not opposed to relationships with an age difference, to each his own. However, I’m a little skeptical about the notion of paying $20 to go to a club to have 40-somethings flirting with you to get your vote. It’s not an NDP convention…

Star: Cougars Wanted

Yes, it’s exactly how it sounds.

Dating older women has become so popular it has created a shortage, according to the organizer of the first Cougar Convention in Toronto this Friday.

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There’s not enough cougars to go around,” says Gosse, who has held cougar events across North American and Australia. The most recent one in Chicago drew 400 men and women.

"Dykes" to the rescue!

While the notion of hundreds of lesbians all marching down a street wearing fishnet stockings may sound appealing to some people, I think a city sponsored “Dyke March” may be a little much.

Rainbow flags, fishnet stockings and broad smiles littered the streets as thousands celebrated Toronto’s Dyke March under a bright, pelting sun Saturday. It was a stark difference from the G20 riots last weekend where black-clad protesters clashed with police under wet, dreary skies.

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“Our guys needed this,” said Sgt. Nancy McLean, an openly-gay Toronto police officer. “Morale was pretty low after last weekend.”

McLean escorted the parade on bicycle, but still participated as she posed for pictures with supporters, who loved her rainbow-coloured socks and the paper rainbow flag planted into her helmet.

About 60 motorcycles, including a Toronto police Harley-Davidson in the lead, rumbled onto Bloor St. from Church to mark the start of the march. Riders wore everything from bikinis to feathered rainbow boas.

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As gays, we bring a lot of love to the streets,” Chen said.

I suppose the lesson that municipal governments need to learn is that when morale is down, send the lesbians to the rescue! I don’t have a problem with that actually, I just question how police aren’t permitted to show any sort of political affiliation or overtly hold any religious beliefs, but having a rainbow flag glued to their helmet is okay. I wonder what would happen if the Confederate Flag were flying from the police cruiser…