No I’m not talking about Communist Empire (though there are glaring similarities.) I’m talking about the Gloucester Dragons Recreational Soccer League in Ottawa, Canada! The thriving soccer league, which has 3,000 registrants ranging from age 4 to 18 has implemented a new rule where if a team wins by 5 goals or more, they automatically lose by default.
Yes, you read that correctly.
Kevin Cappon said he first heard about the rule on May 20 — right after he had scored his team’s last allowable goal. His team then tossed the ball around for fear of losing the game.
He said if anything, the league’s new rule will coddle sore losers.
“They should be saying anything is possible. If we can get five goals really fast, well, so can the other team,” said Kevin, 17, who has played in the league for five years. “People grow in adversity, they don’t really get worse…. I think you’ll see more leadership skills being used if a losing team tries to recuperate than if they never got into that situation at all.”
According to Kevin’s father, Bruce:
“Everybody wants a close game, nobody wants blowouts, but we don’t want to go by those farcical rules that they come up with. Heaven forbid when these kids get into the real world. They won’t be prepared to deal with the competition out there.”
Even more amusingly, coaches are encouraged to give their weaker players better positions and to tell their stronger players to kick with their weaker foot to ensure a more “fair” game. Personally, I could have used such accommodations when I was younger to make sure I’d lose by less. However, as Bruce Cappon said, losing is a part of life. And this new form of political correctness where ‘incompetence’ is a protected group of people that needs to be accommodated only further pushes people away from reality.
The organization’s director, Sean Cale is putting up a bit of a hissy fit now, saying “The registration fee, regardless of the sport, does not give a parent the right to insult or belittle the organization, it gives you a uniform, it gives you a team.”

