Leftwing Politician Advocates Assassinating Opponents

Not a minute after Jared Loughner opened fire on a crowd in Arizona, members of the media began frothing at the mouth, dreaming of blaming the shooting on Rush Limbaugh, Glenn Beck, Sarah Plain et al.

It turns out that Loughner is a leftwing, atheist/occult, pothead, and most importantly, mentally disturbed. However, seeing a political opportunity to attack the Right, the media did not let the facts get in the way of a convenient narrative.

One of the most sickening assertions has been that Sarah Palin is somehow responsible for the shooting, because she targeted Rep. Giffords’ district.

If Palin is responsible for the shooting of Giffords, you would expect politicians to remove similarly ‘inflammatory’ rhetoric from their websites, right? After all, with the knowledge that targeting a district inspires violence, as the media is telling us nonstop, only the most irresponsible of people would continue to incite hatred.

How about Canada’s own communist party, the NDP:

“Taking aim,” bull’s-eyes, “send Harper packing”. One can only presume that the NDP is planning on shooting targeted Conservatives, and sending them packing in body bags, right?

Of course, making such an assertion is patently absurd. Taking aim, bulls-eyes, and sending people packing are all political metaphors. If someone read that map and took it as a call to arms, they would have to be mentally unwell.

Even if a Tea Party conservative opened fire on innocent civilians, Rush Limbaugh, Glenn Beck, Sarah Palin, or any other liberal Emmanuel Goldstein would not be responsible. Some people are deranged. It is not possible to ascribe a logical reason to an illogical act. The Left’s attempt to pin the Arizona shooting on anyone but the lunatic involved is both libelous and malicious.

From our "Cougar" file

Yes, apparently we have one. After all, they even have a conference!

Tattoo Rock Parlour on Toronto’s Queen West is going to be crawling with older women looking for fresh young meat Friday night with one lone woman hoping to be crowned Miss Cougar Canada at the end of the evening.

“We did the first Cougar Convention in Silicon Valley last August and we had a massive crowd and turned away hundreds of people,” said organizer Rich Gosse of Cougarevents.com. “The cougar phenomenon began in Canada, so we’ve always wanted to go to Toronto.”

A “cougar” by its bare bones definition is an older woman who is on the hunt for younger men with no strings attached.

Here are the rules: Anyone 35 and older and legally single can compete for the Miss Cougar Canada Title. Everyone pays their $20 to get into the club and it’s up to the cougars to woo the cubs — the younger men — to vote for them by working the room.

Yes, even the lowest of low on this earth have “rules” at their gatherings. I’m not opposed to relationships with an age difference, to each his own. However, I’m a little skeptical about the notion of paying $20 to go to a club to have 40-somethings flirting with you to get your vote. It’s not an NDP convention…

Who says politicians don't work?

Is this story important? No. Is it frigging hilarious? Yes!

Socialist New Democrat Member of Parliament Pat Martin has apparently been frequenting committee rooms not to soak up the wisdom of parliament, but rather to fill his stash of green tea. Amusingly, this even made it to a debate on the floor:

The Chair: There’s a point of order, Mr. Harris.

Mr. Richard Harris (Cariboo—Prince George, CPC): Mr. Chairman, Nathan may not appreciate this, but ever since I’ve been on the committee there’s been a shortage of green tea, and I had to think that somebody has been taking tea.

Now, we just saw the phantom tea-snatcher walk in and take a bunch back to his office next door.

Could I ask the clerk, with the agreement of the committee, to send him a letter, tell him to buy his own bloody tea?

Some honourable member: Hear, hear!

Mr. Richard Harris: I like green tea and he takes it every time we’re here.

The Chair: I’m not sure this is a point of order, Mr. Harris, but I think it’s been noted. Your comment has been noted.

Another member: I beg to disagree, he’s not a phantom, he’s very obvious.

The Chair: We have another motion on the floor, so if you wish to…

Mr. Richard Harris: He’s steeping his ass off.

The Chair: Thank you, Mr. Harris. Okay, back to the issue. If you’d like to deal with that, we could deal with it later.