It wasn’t even a Double Down…

Heh.

NEW HAVEN, Connecticut — Police say a 25-year-old man who was shot twice after buying a sandwich at a deli went home and ate his lunch before going to the hospital.

Miguel Soto said he was leaving the deli Tuesday when he heard three gunshots. One bullet hit him in the left leg, another in the groin. Police say he went home and ate the sandwich before asking his father to take him to a hospital.

Police did not say whether Soto realized immediately that he had been shot, or if he decided the injuries were not serious enough to require an immediate hospital trip.

Officers say his injuries were not life-threatening. A message was left Thursday for a New Haven police spokesman, and no arrests were immediately reported.

Oh, and in case the headline confused you, feast your eyes on this.

They’ll call me a racist for posting this

But I’ve never let that stop me before!

A four-month-old baby is dead and 10 other people are injured in the small town of La Verriere, west of Paris, France after they jumped out of their apartment’s third-storey window after believing to have seen the devil.

“Thirteen people were in an apartment (watching TV) on the second floor when, at around 3 a.m., one of the occupants heard his child crying,” Odile Faivre, the deputy prosecutor in Versailles told Sky News. “The man in question, of African origin, who was completely naked, got up to feed his child, at which point the other occupants took him for the devil.

The man, 30, was stabbed in the hand and thrown out of the apartment. When he tried to barge back into the flat, the other occupants began jumping out of the window.

Police are questioning the man as well as another occupant who jumped out the window holding a two-year-old girl. The baby died after being admitted to a children’s hospital. It is unclear whether the occupants voluntarily jumped or were forced to.

But don’t worry. You can rest easy:

The Sydney Morning Herald also reports that investigators found no evidence of hallucinogenic substances in the apartment.

My initial thought was thought they had a bootleg copy of Paranormal Activity 2, but alas it was just a demonic naked black man. We’ve all been there.

This is Justin Bieber in 20 years

Mark that prediction on the calendar.

A drunken brawl broke out among a group of women at a Vancouver Island bar over the weekend after one woman blocked another woman’s view of a male stripper.

More than 100 woman were at a fundraiser in Nanaimo’s Cavallotti Lodge on Friday night watching a man dressed as a police officer peel off his uniform when a women who was standing on a chair refused to get down after another onlooker argued she didn’t have a clear view.

“I guess one woman assaulted another woman who was blocking her view and then all hell broke loose,” said Nanaimo RCMP Const. Gary O’Brien.

Four squad cars responded.

Police arrested five women after the “alcohol-fuelled incident,” but charges are not being recommended, said O’Brien.

Police plan on talking to the venue’s owner about the danger of serving patrons too much alcohol.

I suppose this begs the question on whether or not the four squad cars would have made the drunk women more excited?

Strictly Right Radio episode 59

On this Strictly Right Ari and Andrew have too many It Must Be A Liberals to chose from, they examine liberal group politics, an embarrassing session of Canadian Parliament, and of course, how Obama and the Democrats are destroying the country this week.

You can listen to this episode online here or subscribe to the podcast in iTunes.

Another violent teabagger. Oh, wait…

Well folks, today we’ve seen another horrific act of violence from a member of the Tea Party movement. An anti-tax, pro-liberty, anti-big government right wing racist fascist took hostages at gunpoint in a public building to share his message. Wait, this just in: he’s a left-wing anarchist environmentalist who thinks that Al Gore is one of the only humans worth living.

James Lee is his name, and he hails from Hawaii originally, but currently lives in Maryland, while hosting a website based in Vancouver, British Columbia. Apart from being a straight, atheist Gemini who listens to 80′s music, the self-styled “World Guardian” has some interesting environmental reforms. His protest took place this afternoon when he took a gun into the Maryland Discovery Channel headquarters and took a security guard hostage along with two others, over his distaste for their programming decisions.

This situation — broken via Twitter and a startling photograph of the gunman on TwitPic — started with an unidentified gunman in the Discovery building, but the gaps were quickly filled in leading the world to know the identity, background and demands of Lee. In the end, no hostages were injured, but Lee was shot dead by police.

His demands were listed on his website which has been only intermittently accessible since the hostage situation earlier today.

1. The Discovery Channel and it’s affiliate channels MUST have daily television programs at prime time slots based on Daniel Quinn’s “My Ishmael” pages 207-212 where solutions to save the planet would be done in the same way as the Industrial Revolution was done, by people building on each other’s inventive ideas. Focus must be given on how people can live WITHOUT giving birth to more filthy human children since those new additions continue pollution and are pollution. A game show format contest would be in order. Perhaps also forums of leading scientists who understand and agree with the Malthus-Darwin science and the problem of human overpopulation. Do both. Do all until something WORKS and the natural world starts improving and human civilization building STOPS and is reversed! MAKE IT INTERESTING SO PEOPLE WATCH AND APPLY SOLUTIONS!!!!

2. All programs on Discovery Health-TLC must stop encouraging the birth of any more parasitic human infants and the false heroics behind those actions. In those programs’ places, programs encouraging human sterilization and infertility must be pushed. All former pro-birth programs must now push in the direction of stopping human birth, not encouraging it.

3. All programs promoting War and the technology behind those must cease. There is no sense in advertising weapons of mass-destruction anymore. Instead, talk about ways to disassemble civilization and concentrate the message in finding SOLUTIONS to solving global military mechanized conflict. Again, solutions solutions instead of just repeating the same old wars with newer weapons. Also, keep out the fraudulent peace movements. They are liars and fakes and had no real intention of ending the wars. ALL OF THEM ARE FAKE! On one hand, they claim they want the wars to end, on the other, they are demanding the human population increase. World War II had 2 Billion humans and after that war, the people decided that tripling the population would assure peace. WTF??? STUPIDITY! MORE HUMANS EQUALS MORE WAR!

4. Civilization must be exposed for the filth it is. That, and all its disgusting religious-cultural roots and greed. Broadcast this message until the pollution in the planet is reversed and the human population goes down! This is your obligation. If you think it isn’t, then get hell off the planet! Breathe Oil! It is the moral obligation of everyone living otherwise what good are they??

5. Immigration: Programs must be developed to find solutions to stopping ALL immigration pollution and the anchor baby filth that follows that. Find solutions to stopping it. Call for people in the world to develop solutions to stop it completely and permanently. Find solutions FOR these countries so they stop sending their breeding populations to the US and the world to seek jobs and therefore breed more unwanted pollution babies. FIND SOLUTIONS FOR THEM TO STOP THEIR HUMAN GROWTH AND THE EXPORTATION OF THAT DISGUSTING FILTH! (The first world is feeding the population growth of the Third World and those human families are going to where the food is! They must stop procreating new humans looking for nonexistant jobs!)

6. Find solutions for Global Warming, Automotive pollution, International Trade, factory pollution, and the whole blasted human economy. Find ways so that people don’t build more housing pollution which destroys the environment to make way for more human filth! Find solutions so that people stop breeding as well as stopping using Oil in order to REVERSE Global warming and the destruction of the planet!

7. Develop shows that mention the Malthusian sciences about how food production leads to the overpopulation of the Human race. Talk about Evolution. Talk about Malthus and Darwin until it sinks into the stupid people’s brains until they get it!!

8. Saving the Planet means saving what’s left of the non-human Wildlife by decreasing the Human population. That means stopping the human race from breeding any more disgusting human babies! You’re the media, you can reach enough people. It’s your resposibility because you reach so many minds!!!

9. Develop shows that will correct and dismantle the dangerous US world economy. Find solutions for their disasterous Ponzi-Casino economy before they take the world to another nuclear war.

10. Stop all shows glorifying human birthing on all your channels and on TLC. Stop Future Weapons shows or replace the dialogue condemning the people behind these developments so that the shows become exposes rather than advertisements of Arms sales and development!

11. You’re also going to find solutions for unemployment and housing. All these unemployed people makes me think the US is headed toward more war.

Humans are the most destructive, filthy, pollutive creatures around and are wrecking what’s left of the planet with their false morals and breeding culture.

For every human born, ACRES of wildlife forests must be turned into farmland in order to feed that new addition over the course of 60 to 100 YEARS of that new human’s lifespan! THIS IS AT THE EXPENSE OF THE FOREST CREATURES!!!! All human procreation and farming must cease!

It is the responsiblity of everyone to preserve the planet they live on by not breeding any more children who will continue their filthy practices. Children represent FUTURE catastrophic pollution whereas their parents are current pollution. NO MORE BABIES! Population growth is a real crisis. Even one child born in the US will use 30 to a thousand times more resources than a Third World child. It’s like a couple are having 30 babies even though it’s just one! If the US goes in this direction maybe other countries will too!

Also, war must be halted. Not because it’s morally wrong, but because of the catastrophic environmental damage modern weapons cause to other creatures. FIND SOLUTIONS JUST LIKE THE BOOK SAYS! Humans are supposed to be inventive. INVENT, DAMN YOU!!

The world needs TV shows that DEVELOP solutions to the problems that humans are causing, not stupify the people into destroying the world. Not encouraging them to breed more environmentally harmful humans.

Saving the environment and the remaning species diversity of the planet is now your mindset. Nothing is more important than saving them. The Lions, Tigers, Giraffes, Elephants, Froggies, Turtles, Apes, Raccoons, Beetles, Ants, Sharks, Bears, and, of course, the Squirrels.

The humans? The planet does not need humans.

You MUST KNOW the human population is behind all the pollution and problems in the world, and YET you encourage the exact opposite instead of discouraging human growth and procreation. Surely you MUST ALREADY KNOW this!

I want Discovery Communications to broadcast on their channels to the world their new program lineup and I want proof they are doing so. I want the new shows started by asking the public for inventive solution ideas to save the planet and the remaining wildlife on it.

These are the demands and sayings of Lee.

Interesting advice from a government-funded newspaper

Xtra Magazine claims to be the primary source for Canada’s gay and lesbian news. Now, Xtra is anything but a member of the mainstream media. However, I still would like to hold a publication that receives federal funding from the Ministry of Heritage to a higher standard than is deserved by this paragon of contemporary journalism. In a piece about frontrunner Toronto mayoral candidate Rob Ford (incidently the only conservative in the race,) Shawn Syms’ article “Deep inside Rob Ford” bears the byline, Anal passion could give birth to compassion. Shawn’s expert advice? Have anal sex with the city councilor.

Maybe Toronto City Councillor Rob Ford just needs to take it up the butt. And I’d love to be the one to give it to him.

[...]

Exploring anal intimacy could finally allow the man a new openness to others who are different from himself — and in a sense that is tangible instead of just metaphorical. Allowing someone else to pleasure themselves inside you involves a spirited abandonment of personal interest — it’s about giving, instead of always taking away. Maybe if he didn’t have such a tight ass, the noted penny pincher might not be such a tightwad.

Successfully taking it in the rear is the ultimate lesson in vulnerability and trust — two qualities that could go a long way toward improving Ford’s attitude toward the diverse and complex world around him.

As a warning, it only gets worse. Does Xtra represent the mainstream gay community? Perhaps, perhaps not. But one thing’s for sure, politicians should keep their backs to the wall we need to take a serious look at how we define organizations that supposedly enhance Canadian culture. If this represents cultural values that Canadians need to embrace (no pun intended, seriously,) then I think it’s time for those representing Judeo-Christian values to rise up again and say “hold up!” to the government.

H/T to Blazing Cat Fur

Headlines You May Have Missed

In trying to find a weird news story for the next episode of Strictly Right Radio, I realized that there were way too many this past week that I had to share. So, enjoy:

Airlines grounds overweight staff: paper (Reuters)

Turkish Airlines has grounded 28 flight attendants for being overweight and given them six months to slim down or face reassignment, a newspaper said on Saturday.

Ancient sex guide pubished as audio book (Reuters)

Too shy to read the Kama Sutra on the train during rush hour? Just take out your headphones.

The ancient sex guide dating back 1,600 years has been published as an audio book for the first time in its long history in what its British-based publisher described as a “perfect meeting of ancient history and modernity.”

“Now there’s no need to feel embarrassed by reading a copy of this wonderful and important book in public — simply download it on to your mp3 player and liven up your commute to work,” said Simon Petherick, managing director of Beautiful Books.

Paris Hilton sued for bad hair days (US Magazine)

Paris Hilton was sued Wednesday by a hair extension company that claims she breached their contract with them by wearing a competitor’s fake hair.

Hairtech International Inc. is seeking $35 million in damages, which is 10 times what she was paid under her contract, according to the AP. The fraud and breach-of-contract suit also cites Hilton’s partying for going against its marketing campaign.

Hairtech is also annoyed Hilton, 29, missed the line’s 2007 launch party because she was serving 23 days in jail for driving twice on a suspended license while on probation for reckless driving. The company says it lost $6.6 million on Hilton’s absence from the fete.

French police drop minimum height (Guardian)

A new decree has abolished the 1.6m (5ft 3in) minimum height for recruits to the French police force, the Police Nationale, declaring the selection of candidates on such criteria as “no longer justified”.

Customs officers and prison guards have also been told they no longer have to measure up to a minimum height.

[...]

Customs officers will no longer have to prove they have “full use of their upper and lower limbs“, or boast an “elocution and pronunciation allowing their words to be normally understood“.

Strictly Right Radio episode 46

On this Strictly Right, Ari and Andrew take a look at Democrats in Congress who hold you in contempt, the truth about tax cuts, a play about jihad, a great It Must Be A Liberal, the race issue in the latest House Ethics probes and more.

You can listen to this episode online here or subscribe to the podcast in iTunes.

From the Comments Section: A True Jew Hater

A few days ago I wrote about Oliver Stone’s Jew hatred. The article attracted a commenter that identified himself as “Canadian Government Policy Analyst.” The man is a walking stereotype of the modern leftist anti-Semite. He holds regular people in contempt and is prone to conspiracy nonsense, as you can see below. The purpose of this post is purely to shame the commenter, who is clearly an elitist liberal Jew hater. The individual remains nameless because he did not have the courage to attach his name to his detestable comments.

Here is our correspondence:

Keepin’ It Real Says:
July 28th, 2010 at 12:40 am

If Americans haven’t heard of AIPAC, the ADL, the Jewish Warner Brothers, Fox, etc then they must be retarded. What about the Banking System controlled by Ben “Shalom” Bernanke, Allan Greenspan or Larry Summers.

Oliver Stone is a great director who causes people to think. I know most Conservatives can’t do that because we all know that the Earth is 6000 years old, Jesus was real and Global Warming is a hoax created by Communists. Right?

Stones got balls for being. If most Americans disagree with him on Jew Power than they are deservedly the biggest joke on the planet because every other nation knows that Jews Run the Western World and especially braindead America.

- Canadian Government Policy Analyst

My first response:

Ari Says:
July 28th, 2010 at 11:42 am

It’s good to see that you’ve kept up with the Protocols. So courageous of you to lash out in an antisemitic rage, then sign your inane drivel with “Canadian Government Policy Analyst.” A true profile in courage…

“AIPAC, the ADL, the Jewish Warner Brothers, Fox, etc”
You sure have a solid point there – AIPAC and the ADL do exist – jackpot! Who could imagine such a devious scheme as a group of like minded people joining together to advocate their perspective?

And the Warner brothers – they were Jewish. They did build a business from the bottom up. Case and point! (one is left to wonder what this case and point are?)

And FOX, etc? That beats me. I guess Rupert Murdoch and Saudi prince al-Waleed bin Talal are secretly Jewish, right? Oh, and the media at large is just in the bag for Israel, right?

Of course, no Jew hater would be complete if he didn’t believe that the Jews control the banking system. In fact, this small cabal actually runs the entire Western World! Yours are the paranoid claims of a very sick individual.

Followed by:

Keepin’ It Real Says:
July 28th, 2010 at 3:49 pm

Ari,

I am a Canadian Analyst and discuss with other international analysts- we know!!!

If you believe that Jamaicans run or influence Hollywood significantly or that the Somali lobby, Pakistani lobby or the Irish lobby are as powerful and vicious as the Israel/Jew lobby you are not living in the real world. Get real man!!!

We live in a world where every tough question is covered up with the references to Protocols, “Anti-Semite” or some other junk to shut up and discredit Jew power. You can fool the illiterate, white-trash masses in America maybe, but elsewhere……forget it!

And finally:

Ari Says:
July 28th, 2010 at 4:45 pm

Congratulations, you and a bunch of anonymous bureaucrats get together and bash regular people (“white-trash masses in America”) and share your Jew hatred (most likely on the dime of the “white-trash masses”). When it comes to delusional conspiracy theories, I have no doubt that you all “know.”

It would appear as though you’ve uncovered an insidious Jewish conspiracy in Hollywood. Time Warner, the publicly traded parent company of Warner Brothers along with General Electric, the publicly traded parent company of Universal, are really in secret Zionist cahoots!

And you’re right – the Jews are the only interest group that exerts pressure on the American government. There are no other lobby groups – that is why lobbyists are in such low supply. I’m sure you also believe that the ‘neo-cons’ are working to advance the Zionist agenda, right? Perhaps when people call you a Jew hater it’s because….. you are one. Or is that also part of the Zionist conspiracy?

How’s Joseph Goebbels doing?

“What’s your return policy? I don’t like this one"

If he were Muslim, this would be a hate crime.

Russia reacted with horror today over the heartbreaking story of a seven-year-old Siberian boy adopted by an American family who was sent back to Moscow alone – because his U.S. mother didn’t want him any more.

Little Artem Saveliev was last year taken from a grim orphanage and given a new life in Tennessee last year.

But his adoptive mother Torry-Ann Hansen, a 34-year-old nurse, yesterday put him on a ten-hour flight as an unaccompanied minor with a note ‘to whom it may concern’ saying: ‘I no longer wish to parent this child’.

In his rucksack, she had placed sweets, biscuits and colouring pens for the journey.

Russia reacted with horror today over the heartbreaking story of a seven-year-old Siberian boy adopted by an American family who was sent back to Moscow alone – because his U.S. mother didn’t want him any more.

Little Artem Saveliev was last year taken from a grim orphanage and given a new life in Tennessee last year.

But his adoptive mother Torry-Ann Hansen, a 34-year-old nurse, yesterday put him on a ten-hour flight as an unaccompanied minor with a note ‘to whom it may concern’ saying: ‘I no longer wish to parent this child’.

In his rucksack, she had placed sweets, biscuits and colouring pens for the journey.

But hey, at least she gave him sweets for the road!