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Best Television Show Idea Ever

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If you are like me, you’ve tried to pay attention to the Golf Channel while listening to Rush Limbaugh. It can be difficult to take in swing tips while devoting your attention to America’s Anchorman. Thankfully, this pressing situation has been dealt with.

On January 11 at 9PM a new season of The Haney Project begins, and this season Hank Haney works on El Rushbo’s swing:


Hank Haney was Tiger Woods’ swing instructor, and is the second best golf teacher in the country, according to Golf Digest. In the two previous seasons Haney tried to find something resembling a golf swing in Charles Barkley, followed by an effort to make Ray Romano into a golfer.

This season promises to be the most entertaining. Rush has made it abundantly clear that he does not believe in practicing or exercising, two things Haney will definitely demand. Keep an eye out for Rush’s EIB golf gear, as well as his DON’T DOUBT ME emblazoned golf balls.

Golf and Rush Limbaugh. Brilliant.

The next episode of 'Hypocrisy in the White House'

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Another amusing story from the Telegraph.

Do you remember that lazy-ass president who used to play golf all the time? I think his name was George W. Bush. Well, it turned out that President Bush played golf a whopping 24 times while in office. For those who aren’t the best at math, that means that the great liberator played golf three times per year on average. Seriously, what kind of slacker devotes 12 hours a year to a relaxing game?

This is completely different, however, from Barack Obama’s latest antics. Obama has been in office for 15 months now, and has hit the golf course 32 times. With only a little over year in the White House, the President has whacked around more balls than Barney Frank and filled more holes than John Edwards. Do I care? No not at all. I don’t care if the President wants to play golf, squash, or even run over chickens. What I don’t have time for is the hypocrisy of the first chain-smoking, coke-sniffing, alcoholic, ‘post-racial,’ one-term, African American President, once again setting a different set of standard for himself than he does for the rest of the world.

Congratulations Mr. President on taking a page right out of the leftist manifesto!