Yep, you read that correctly. A new study released by German researchers as revealed the unthinkable: “Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out.” Now, what sort of exercise benefits one receives from viewing a 15-minute porn movie is a question I’ll leave for President Clinton to answer. However, I can’t help but wonder how the discussion went when this project was getting discussed.

Doctor 1: Hey, my wife won’t let me have porn in the house.
Doctor 2: That really sucks, is there a way around it?
Doctor 1: No. Not unless I wanted to keep it at the lab.
Doctor 2: Good point.
Doctor 1: Wait a minute, I have an idea…

Either way, I’m sure the $20 that the participants in the study likely got paid was worth it. Ah such sacrifices in the name of science.