CNN has a great new show lined up to take on the O’Reilly Factor. The program will feature insightful discussions between the left and far left. Representing the left will be Kathleen Parker, who has made a career out of being a Republican that criticizes Republicans and conservatives. Her debate partner…Elliot Spitzer. That’s right, the man who was forced to step down as Governor of New York for a prostitution scandal is now going to host a television show on one of America’s least watched and most boring networks.

Besides the fact that Spitzer is a degenerate pervert, this show appears to have all the excitement of an Al Gore speech. When asked about the show, Spitzer said “people will be surprised how often we agree.” Uh, no we wont. preceding the revalation that Elliot Spitzer was a relative of Bill Clinton, Spitzer was known as a hard line leftist shakedown artist. He will be a textbook Democrat for CNN, much like everyone else on that network. Meanwhile, before the 2008 presidential election Kathleen Parker was an unknown. She made her mark by relentlessly criticizing Sarah Palin. Parker’s ‘credibility’ in the irrelevant liberal media took off when she, the ‘voice of the average Republican,’ endorsed Barack Obama for president. Very few conservatives were surprised – Parker ‘s true colors were well know as those of a media charlatan, willing to toe the liberal line. While that may have made Parker popular with the liberal media, she is persona non grata in conservative circles.  Either CNN is tone deaf or they just don’t care, but Kathleen Parker will not attract conservative viewers, and client number 9 should just bring in typical CNN viewers. This show doesn’t seem to make much sense from a marketing/ratings perspective, but CNN is the network that employees Anderson Cooper. The bottom line is that two hosts, Spitzer and Parker, are painfully boring and one of them is a repugnant human being.

By the way – speaking of Al Gore, with client number 9 getting his own TV gig, perhaps Mr. “Crazed Sex Poodle” is eying a job on cable TV himself.