The American Conservative Union’s CPAC coordinator, Lisa De Pasquale, has a new project going where she’s doing exclusive interviews to find out the quirks and whatever else she can about our favorite conservative superstars! The first was, of course, none other than the great Ann Coulter. You can check out the Ann’s answer’s here — my favorites are below:

3. In A Clockwork Orange, Malcolm McDowell is strapped in with his eyes propped open and forced to watch images until he was “cured.” If you could give President Obama, Speaker Nancy Pelosi and Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid the “Clockwork Orange treatment,” what movie would you make them watch?

COULTER: The Passion of the Christ.

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8. Tell me about a public or private moment when you thought to yourself, “This is what Elvis felt like every day.”

COULTER: That would probably have been during my “free speech tour” of Canada, when I almost got sent to prison for giving a speech. Every time I turned on the TV in Canada it was either a hockey game or me.

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10. What’s the coolest thing you’ve been able to do because of your role in the political arena?

COULTER: I got an amazing offer to help a wealthy Nigerian prince once.

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12. Tell me about the moment you decided to enter the political arena.

COULTER: It was a Thursday, I believe, in April. I had just gotten home from kindergarten and I realized that my teacher was just completely wrong on the causes and objectives of the Vietnam War.