Apparently they missed the memo

Executing children isn’t usually an effective marketing technique.

The fascinating part about this seems to be the timing. The picture to the left is a year old, but it seems to have gone viral only days after the British 10:10 project walked into some controversy for their “explosive” advertisement about killing those who refused to confirm to reducing their carbon emissions (you know, that thing that’s on the radar of all 10 year olds.)

So, the aptly-named “ACT-Responsible” (hilarious, I know) had a conference in Cannes on climate change and AGW and how we need to save the world, blah blah blah. Ultimately, I have to agree with Ed Morrissey that this ad is more stupid than offensive. Then again, I also found the 10:10 ad more amusing than anything else.

This does offer a pretty good look into the mindset of the environmental lobby, however. Instead of relying on the science that doesn’t exist, they decide to resort to leftist scare tactics. It’s never been about helping the environment or making the world a better place; it’s about control, about duping well-meaning people into devoting money — a lot of money — and energy and time into standing up for a ridiculous clause.

In the documentary The Great Global Warming Swindle, a few of the interviewees even said that the reason global warming is such an appealing concept to scientists is because there’s no money in proving that something doesn’t exist, only in proving that something does. If they don’t find their proof, they keep going: more grants, more experience, more time, and more of Al Gore. Al Gore is a greater threat to the world than Global Warming is simply because of the suicide rate following An Inconvenient Truth.

Instead of threatening to kill children or scaring them into thinking their life’s in danger, let’s focus on the real threat: terrorism.

Another violent teabagger. Oh, wait…

Well folks, today we’ve seen another horrific act of violence from a member of the Tea Party movement. An anti-tax, pro-liberty, anti-big government right wing racist fascist took hostages at gunpoint in a public building to share his message. Wait, this just in: he’s a left-wing anarchist environmentalist who thinks that Al Gore is one of the only humans worth living.

James Lee is his name, and he hails from Hawaii originally, but currently lives in Maryland, while hosting a website based in Vancouver, British Columbia. Apart from being a straight, atheist Gemini who listens to 80′s music, the self-styled “World Guardian” has some interesting environmental reforms. His protest took place this afternoon when he took a gun into the Maryland Discovery Channel headquarters and took a security guard hostage along with two others, over his distaste for their programming decisions.

This situation — broken via Twitter and a startling photograph of the gunman on TwitPic — started with an unidentified gunman in the Discovery building, but the gaps were quickly filled in leading the world to know the identity, background and demands of Lee. In the end, no hostages were injured, but Lee was shot dead by police.

His demands were listed on his website which has been only intermittently accessible since the hostage situation earlier today.

1. The Discovery Channel and it’s affiliate channels MUST have daily television programs at prime time slots based on Daniel Quinn’s “My Ishmael” pages 207-212 where solutions to save the planet would be done in the same way as the Industrial Revolution was done, by people building on each other’s inventive ideas. Focus must be given on how people can live WITHOUT giving birth to more filthy human children since those new additions continue pollution and are pollution. A game show format contest would be in order. Perhaps also forums of leading scientists who understand and agree with the Malthus-Darwin science and the problem of human overpopulation. Do both. Do all until something WORKS and the natural world starts improving and human civilization building STOPS and is reversed! MAKE IT INTERESTING SO PEOPLE WATCH AND APPLY SOLUTIONS!!!!

2. All programs on Discovery Health-TLC must stop encouraging the birth of any more parasitic human infants and the false heroics behind those actions. In those programs’ places, programs encouraging human sterilization and infertility must be pushed. All former pro-birth programs must now push in the direction of stopping human birth, not encouraging it.

3. All programs promoting War and the technology behind those must cease. There is no sense in advertising weapons of mass-destruction anymore. Instead, talk about ways to disassemble civilization and concentrate the message in finding SOLUTIONS to solving global military mechanized conflict. Again, solutions solutions instead of just repeating the same old wars with newer weapons. Also, keep out the fraudulent peace movements. They are liars and fakes and had no real intention of ending the wars. ALL OF THEM ARE FAKE! On one hand, they claim they want the wars to end, on the other, they are demanding the human population increase. World War II had 2 Billion humans and after that war, the people decided that tripling the population would assure peace. WTF??? STUPIDITY! MORE HUMANS EQUALS MORE WAR!

4. Civilization must be exposed for the filth it is. That, and all its disgusting religious-cultural roots and greed. Broadcast this message until the pollution in the planet is reversed and the human population goes down! This is your obligation. If you think it isn’t, then get hell off the planet! Breathe Oil! It is the moral obligation of everyone living otherwise what good are they??

5. Immigration: Programs must be developed to find solutions to stopping ALL immigration pollution and the anchor baby filth that follows that. Find solutions to stopping it. Call for people in the world to develop solutions to stop it completely and permanently. Find solutions FOR these countries so they stop sending their breeding populations to the US and the world to seek jobs and therefore breed more unwanted pollution babies. FIND SOLUTIONS FOR THEM TO STOP THEIR HUMAN GROWTH AND THE EXPORTATION OF THAT DISGUSTING FILTH! (The first world is feeding the population growth of the Third World and those human families are going to where the food is! They must stop procreating new humans looking for nonexistant jobs!)

6. Find solutions for Global Warming, Automotive pollution, International Trade, factory pollution, and the whole blasted human economy. Find ways so that people don’t build more housing pollution which destroys the environment to make way for more human filth! Find solutions so that people stop breeding as well as stopping using Oil in order to REVERSE Global warming and the destruction of the planet!

7. Develop shows that mention the Malthusian sciences about how food production leads to the overpopulation of the Human race. Talk about Evolution. Talk about Malthus and Darwin until it sinks into the stupid people’s brains until they get it!!

8. Saving the Planet means saving what’s left of the non-human Wildlife by decreasing the Human population. That means stopping the human race from breeding any more disgusting human babies! You’re the media, you can reach enough people. It’s your resposibility because you reach so many minds!!!

9. Develop shows that will correct and dismantle the dangerous US world economy. Find solutions for their disasterous Ponzi-Casino economy before they take the world to another nuclear war.

10. Stop all shows glorifying human birthing on all your channels and on TLC. Stop Future Weapons shows or replace the dialogue condemning the people behind these developments so that the shows become exposes rather than advertisements of Arms sales and development!

11. You’re also going to find solutions for unemployment and housing. All these unemployed people makes me think the US is headed toward more war.

Humans are the most destructive, filthy, pollutive creatures around and are wrecking what’s left of the planet with their false morals and breeding culture.

For every human born, ACRES of wildlife forests must be turned into farmland in order to feed that new addition over the course of 60 to 100 YEARS of that new human’s lifespan! THIS IS AT THE EXPENSE OF THE FOREST CREATURES!!!! All human procreation and farming must cease!

It is the responsiblity of everyone to preserve the planet they live on by not breeding any more children who will continue their filthy practices. Children represent FUTURE catastrophic pollution whereas their parents are current pollution. NO MORE BABIES! Population growth is a real crisis. Even one child born in the US will use 30 to a thousand times more resources than a Third World child. It’s like a couple are having 30 babies even though it’s just one! If the US goes in this direction maybe other countries will too!

Also, war must be halted. Not because it’s morally wrong, but because of the catastrophic environmental damage modern weapons cause to other creatures. FIND SOLUTIONS JUST LIKE THE BOOK SAYS! Humans are supposed to be inventive. INVENT, DAMN YOU!!

The world needs TV shows that DEVELOP solutions to the problems that humans are causing, not stupify the people into destroying the world. Not encouraging them to breed more environmentally harmful humans.

Saving the environment and the remaning species diversity of the planet is now your mindset. Nothing is more important than saving them. The Lions, Tigers, Giraffes, Elephants, Froggies, Turtles, Apes, Raccoons, Beetles, Ants, Sharks, Bears, and, of course, the Squirrels.

The humans? The planet does not need humans.

You MUST KNOW the human population is behind all the pollution and problems in the world, and YET you encourage the exact opposite instead of discouraging human growth and procreation. Surely you MUST ALREADY KNOW this!

I want Discovery Communications to broadcast on their channels to the world their new program lineup and I want proof they are doing so. I want the new shows started by asking the public for inventive solution ideas to save the planet and the remaining wildlife on it.

These are the demands and sayings of Lee.

"Dykes" to the rescue!

While the notion of hundreds of lesbians all marching down a street wearing fishnet stockings may sound appealing to some people, I think a city sponsored “Dyke March” may be a little much.

Rainbow flags, fishnet stockings and broad smiles littered the streets as thousands celebrated Toronto’s Dyke March under a bright, pelting sun Saturday. It was a stark difference from the G20 riots last weekend where black-clad protesters clashed with police under wet, dreary skies.

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“Our guys needed this,” said Sgt. Nancy McLean, an openly-gay Toronto police officer. “Morale was pretty low after last weekend.”

McLean escorted the parade on bicycle, but still participated as she posed for pictures with supporters, who loved her rainbow-coloured socks and the paper rainbow flag planted into her helmet.

About 60 motorcycles, including a Toronto police Harley-Davidson in the lead, rumbled onto Bloor St. from Church to mark the start of the march. Riders wore everything from bikinis to feathered rainbow boas.

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As gays, we bring a lot of love to the streets,” Chen said.

I suppose the lesson that municipal governments need to learn is that when morale is down, send the lesbians to the rescue! I don’t have a problem with that actually, I just question how police aren’t permitted to show any sort of political affiliation or overtly hold any religious beliefs, but having a rainbow flag glued to their helmet is okay. I wonder what would happen if the Confederate Flag were flying from the police cruiser…

Strictly Right Radio episode 35

A lighter edition of Strictly Right, featuring discussions on: fast food, Democratic deviants, gambling welfare recipients, a great letter to the President from Jon Voight, Obama’s never ending war on the producing class and much more.

You can listen to this episode online here or subscribe to the podcast in iTunes.

Client Number Nine Returns!

CNN has a great new show lined up to take on the O’Reilly Factor. The program will feature insightful discussions between the left and far left. Representing the left will be Kathleen Parker, who has made a career out of being a Republican that criticizes Republicans and conservatives. Her debate partner…Elliot Spitzer. That’s right, the man who was forced to step down as Governor of New York for a prostitution scandal is now going to host a television show on one of America’s least watched and most boring networks.

Besides the fact that Spitzer is a degenerate pervert, this show appears to have all the excitement of an Al Gore speech. When asked about the show, Spitzer said “people will be surprised how often we agree.” Uh, no we wont. preceding the revalation that Elliot Spitzer was a relative of Bill Clinton, Spitzer was known as a hard line leftist shakedown artist. He will be a textbook Democrat for CNN, much like everyone else on that network. Meanwhile, before the 2008 presidential election Kathleen Parker was an unknown. She made her mark by relentlessly criticizing Sarah Palin. Parker’s ‘credibility’ in the irrelevant liberal media took off when she, the ‘voice of the average Republican,’ endorsed Barack Obama for president. Very few conservatives were surprised – Parker ‘s true colors were well know as those of a media charlatan, willing to toe the liberal line. While that may have made Parker popular with the liberal media, she is persona non grata in conservative circles.  Either CNN is tone deaf or they just don’t care, but Kathleen Parker will not attract conservative viewers, and client number 9 should just bring in typical CNN viewers. This show doesn’t seem to make much sense from a marketing/ratings perspective, but CNN is the network that employees Anderson Cooper. The bottom line is that two hosts, Spitzer and Parker, are painfully boring and one of them is a repugnant human being.

By the way – speaking of Al Gore, with client number 9 getting his own TV gig, perhaps Mr. “Crazed Sex Poodle” is eying a job on cable TV himself.

Al Gore is Living Large #4

Climate change hypocrite Al Gore has just purchased a new $8,875,000 ocean view villa on 1.5 acres of land in Montecito, California. With this purchase, Al Gore now owns four mansions.

It appears that climate change rhetoric is really profitable.

I would describe the beautiful mansion to you – but I prefer pictures. These great pictures were posted by Doug Ross on his blog. It’s a great site, so check it out!

We’ll start your tour with a view of the entire property from overhead.

Modest, isn’t it? I’m sure that it’s good on energy too.

Now, for our next set of pictures we will look at the house from the ground level.

**Note: In fairness, Al Gore will only ever see this house from the aerial perspective in the above photos. The ground photos have been provided for the rest of us.

As you can see, global warming has its perks if you’re the right person. Just ask Al Gore.

Now, your tour wouldn’t be complete without a look at the interior.

As you can see, this house will suffice as a place to discuss global warming, conservation, and reducing one’s carbon footprint.

Some facts about the house:

  • Six fireplaces
  • Five Bedrooms
  • Nine Bathrooms
  • Includes spa, fountains, and swimming pool

If this doesn’t scream hypocrite, I don’t know what does. If Al Gore really believed in climate change, would he really own four mansions – wouldn’t one be enough? Wouldn’t he lead by example and live simply?

Al Gore is either a giant hypocrite, a liar, or a narcissist.

Actually, he could be all three.