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John Edwards Blockbuster

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The story of a perennial halfwit huckster who almost had it all, until he was exposed as…. a typical Democrat. Yes, it is happening. According to Maurren Dowd, Aaron Sorkin, the man who made the paean to Bill Clinton, The American President, has purchased the rights to Andrew Young’s The Politician. My working title is Ladies Man II.

This production may be a ways off, but it is worth guessing, who will play pretty-boy Edwards? It will have to be a vapid, self absorbed liberal twit. Okay, maybe that wont be hard to find in Hollywood.

One can hardly wait for the scene in the movie where Edwards explains his harebrained scheme to Andrew Young.

Edwards: Andrew, I have to make a story dissapeaer.

Young: What can I do?

Edwards: Remember that Hunter gal? I might have knocked her up.

Young: Might have?

Edwards: Okay, I did.

Young: How many times did I tell you to get rid of her?

Edwards: I know, I know. But I have a plan.

Young: Yes…

Edwards: You claim that you fathered my child, take Riele and my son with your family, and disappear for a bit. Trust me, I know the media wont be interested. The story will last one day, I promise. (*actual Edwards claim)

Young: How am I supposed to tell my wife about this, then have her come and hide with me and my alleged mistress and child?

Edwards: Andrew, I thought you were dedicated to the cause. I thought you were a true believer. Andrew, this is bigger than any one of us. (*actual Edwards quote)

Young: Okay John, but only this one time.

If this movie is done properly, it could be one of the funniest movies of the year. Imagine a series of Edwards moralizing speeches, where he is mister holier-than-thou, juxtaposed with him getting drunk in North Carolina bars and hitting on every woman that walks by him. How about the scene where he thinks it a good idea to videotape his indiscretions? In fact, the most difficult part of making this film will be avoiding an NC-17 rating.

Here’s a question Sorkin ought to consider: which America will see the Edwards movie?

Sadly, knowing Sorkin, the move might be called The Family Man and end with Kerry and Edwards winning the 2004 election.

Caption Muhammad Contest!

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We haven’t had a good contest in a while here on Strictly Right. So, we bring you….Caption Muhammad! Something you think the Qur’an missed when documenting the antics of the prophet? Leave it in the comments section! This contest will run for two weeks. Then, our dedicated panel of non-partisan judges (Ari and I) will choose the top five captions and put them to a vote!

The winner of this contest will receive a copy of Robert Spencer’s book The Truth About Muhammad. The runner-up will receive a limited edition “Victims of Che” poster to pay tribute to the fallen victims of communism. Caption away!

(Ari’s example was “You’d better put some ice on that.”)

West Wing offers great insight into the Democrat's mind!

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Until last week, I had never seen a full episode of the former show, The West Wing, at least not while paying attention. I’ve chatted with a lot of conservatives about it who all generally say something negative. Either way, I think it’s a neat show. Why am I posting about it you say? What a good question! I just watched an episode (Season 1 – “Mr. Willis of Ohio”) in which the White House’s deputy chief of staff’s assistant is asking about the budget surplus — the exchange is priceless: a Democrat explaining his line of thinking.

DONNA: We have a 32 billion dollar surplus for the first time in three decades
JOSH: Yes.
DONNA: Republicans in Congress want to use this money for tax relief right?
JOSH: Yes.
DONNA: Essentially what they’re saying is, they wanna give back the money.
JOSH: Yes.
DONNA: Why don’t we wanna give back the money?
JOSH: ‘Cause we’re Democrats.
DONNA: But it’s not the government’s money!
JOSH: Sure it is. It’s right there in our bank account.
DONNA: That’s only because we collected more money than we ended up needing.
JOSH: Isn’t it great?
DONNA: I want my money back.
JOSH: Sorry.

Let's learn from this Indonesian school

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A friend of mine just got back from Indonesia where he was able to get pictures from the walls of the school of young Barry Soetoro (Barack Hussein Obama.) Unsurprisingly, there were dozens of pictures and poems idolizing the great peacemaker who once roamed their halls (and cited the Qu’ran in the process.) Oddly enough, this was one of the ones he sent me. I wish the government could abide by all but the fourth (especially the fifth.)

Best Congressional Speech Ever (Video)

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Thanks to Cubachi (the coolest conservative chica ever by the way,) I came across this old speech by Rep. Thaddeus McCotter (R-MI) that simply put, is awesome. Contrary to popular belief, liberals are capable of thought, it’s just a convoluted and often hypocritical line of thinking. That said, welcome to your first lesson in, “How to Speak Democrat!”