Step 1: Wait for Bristol to get rich. Step 2: Propose
Of all the predictions I’ve made for the year, I definitely didn’t see this one coming.
Levi Johnston has taken his reconciliation with the Palin family one big step further: He popped the question to Bristol, but they didn’t tell her parents she said yes because she was too scared.
So, Bristol now has done quite the good job at rising up from knocked up Alaskan girl status to making over $30,000 to do speaking engagements and promoting abstinence. Now, apparently the 19-year old saw something different when she looked in the eyes of Deadbeat Levi™.
At this point, whether or not Sarah Palin will veto refuse to offer her blessing for the engagement is unknown, but Todd seems to be behind it on the grounds that Bristol is an “adult” now.
This news comes only a few days after Levi did an interview saying that everything he’s said in the past 12 months about the Palin family was a lie, and that he was filled with youthful indiscretion. I suppose this begs the question on whether or not him proposing is an example of said indiscretion, or a symbol of the end?
Damn, I’m in too much of a philosophical mood today.
Tags: Bristol Palin, Levi Johnston, Sarah Palin, Taylor Swift, US Weekly
July 14th, 2010 at 3:37 pm
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July 14th, 2010 at 5:42 pm
Ha I loved your veto joke about Governor Palin!
July 15th, 2010 at 5:14 am
If this post weren’t so funny I’d say “give her a break!”
July 15th, 2010 at 5:37 am
haha I have to agree with Willy on this one.
July 16th, 2010 at 4:51 am
Bristol Palin is such an opportunist it seems. I mean, you have to wonder how much she got paid for this interview announcing the “surprise” engagement…
July 17th, 2010 at 7:29 pm
This is particularly snide even for you. Are you for or against her and Levi getting married? I can’t see a point past the vitriol.
July 18th, 2010 at 7:23 pm
One more hot conservative lady off the market. Dang!