Health Advice from the Germans: Stare at boobs
Yep, you read that correctly. A new study released by German researchers as revealed the unthinkable: “Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out.” Now, what sort of exercise benefits one receives from viewing a 15-minute porn movie is a question I’ll leave for President Clinton to answer. However, I can’t help but wonder how the discussion went when this project was getting discussed.
Doctor 1: Hey, my wife won’t let me have porn in the house.
Doctor 2: That really sucks, is there a way around it?
Doctor 1: No. Not unless I wanted to keep it at the lab.
Doctor 2: Good point.
Doctor 1: Wait a minute, I have an idea…
Either way, I’m sure the $20 that the participants in the study likely got paid was worth it. Ah such sacrifices in the name of science.
Tags: Germany, Healthcare, Science, Sexuality
July 26th, 2010 at 11:14 pm
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July 27th, 2010 at 7:56 pm
That would be so awesome if they got a government grant for that…
July 28th, 2010 at 9:53 am
I’d say that Germans are a bunch of pervs, but really, in some way, everyone is a perv, so whatever.