Caption Muhammad Contest!

We haven’t had a good contest in a while here on Strictly Right. So, we bring you….Caption Muhammad! Something you think the Qur’an missed when documenting the antics of the prophet? Leave it in the comments section! This contest will run for two weeks. Then, our dedicated panel of non-partisan judges (Ari and I) will choose the top five captions and put them to a vote!

The winner of this contest will receive a copy of Robert Spencer’s book The Truth About Muhammad. The runner-up will receive a limited edition “Victims of Che” poster to pay tribute to the fallen victims of communism. Caption away!

(Ari’s example was “You’d better put some ice on that.”)

30 thoughts on “Caption Muhammad Contest!

  1. sorry i should have specified, i wanted 72 SHAVED virgins. i didn’t know how hairy arab chicks were

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  3. Why are the leaders of my followers not the first to strap on suicide belts?

  4. Strictly Right blows my mind! Either that or Achmed hid a bomb in my hat.

  5. “Ha you think Muhammad is a stupid, pathetic, trashy name name, apparently there is a person named Bubba”

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  7. You guys are hilarious!!! Here’s mine:

    -Has anyone seen my Obama bumper sticker? It’s not on my camel’s ass anymore-