Caption Muhammad Contest!
Written by: Andrew Lawton
Category: Humor
We haven’t had a good contest in a while here on Strictly Right. So, we bring you….Caption Muhammad! Something you think the Qur’an missed when documenting the antics of the prophet? Leave it in the comments section! This contest will run for two weeks. Then, our dedicated panel of non-partisan judges (Ari and I) will choose the top five captions and put them to a vote!
The winner of this contest will receive a copy of Robert Spencer’s book The Truth About Muhammad. The runner-up will receive a limited edition “Victims of Che” poster to pay tribute to the fallen victims of communism. Caption away!
(Ari’s example was “You’d better put some ice on that.”)
May 17th, 2010 at 6:06 am
“She’s 9? I said not to get me an old girl you idiot.”
May 17th, 2010 at 8:00 am
what do you mean my time’s up i rented the goat for 2 hours!!!
May 17th, 2010 at 8:00 am
it was a typo…i only wanted 27 virgins, but hey whos complaining
May 17th, 2010 at 8:02 am
sorry i should have specified, i wanted 72 SHAVED virgins. i didn’t know how hairy arab chicks were
May 17th, 2010 at 8:27 am
Aha — a new playground! Great, I’m in the market for another wife.
May 17th, 2010 at 10:17 am
“If there’s fluff on the muff, she’s had enough.”
May 17th, 2010 at 10:57 am
“My name is Luka…I live on the 2nd floor…”
May 17th, 2010 at 11:15 am
“Ali Whackbar? Alu Akmed? Allahu Mahmoud? Damn why do these Jihadi chants need to be so complicated?”
May 17th, 2010 at 11:23 am
“Bring me Contessa Brewer! I like the cut of her jib.”
May 17th, 2010 at 12:58 pm
Silence! I keel you!
May 18th, 2010 at 1:46 am
“Shh be quiet, ‘Friends’ is on.”
May 18th, 2010 at 4:11 am
has anyone seen my obama bumper sticker?
May 18th, 2010 at 4:00 pm
Why are the leaders of my followers not the first to strap on suicide belts?
May 18th, 2010 at 4:16 pm
Islam: Peacefully killing all those who oppose us since 622!
May 18th, 2010 at 4:36 pm
This statement has been censored by the Comedy Network.
May 18th, 2010 at 5:41 pm
Strictly Right blows my mind! Either that or Achmed hid a bomb in my hat.
May 18th, 2010 at 5:58 pm
Lawton is fat
May 19th, 2010 at 9:10 am
“Ha you think Muhammad is a stupid, pathetic, trashy name name, apparently there is a person named Bubba”
May 19th, 2010 at 11:40 am
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May 19th, 2010 at 9:46 pm
I want Bill and Hillary in a 3 way.
May 19th, 2010 at 9:53 pm
I don’t want those virgins anymore.Gimme that fat Jew Lewinsky!!!!!!
May 20th, 2010 at 12:43 am
when the boom hits the sky like a big pizza pie that’s jihadi
May 20th, 2010 at 12:34 pm
Deuce Bigalow:Male Gigolo
May 21st, 2010 at 4:11 am
Strictly Right blows my mind! Either that or Achmed hid a bomb in my hat.
May 21st, 2010 at 12:25 pm
“Ha you think Muhammad is a stupid, pathetic, trashy name name, apparently there is a person named Bubba”
+1
May 21st, 2010 at 1:56 pm
Kerry wins.
May 24th, 2010 at 4:44 pm
why do people spell my name so many fucking ways?!
May 26th, 2010 at 5:44 am
What do you mean I have to use protection? It’s a damn donkey.
May 26th, 2010 at 5:44 am
Aisha got thin on the Acai berry diet!
May 26th, 2010 at 7:52 am
You guys are hilarious!!! Here’s mine:
-Has anyone seen my Obama bumper sticker? It’s not on my camel’s ass anymore-