We haven’t had a good contest in a while here on Strictly Right. So, we bring you….Caption Muhammad! Something you think the Qur’an missed when documenting the antics of the prophet? Leave it in the comments section! This contest will run for two weeks. Then, our dedicated panel of non-partisan judges (Ari and I) will choose the top five captions and put them to a vote!
The winner of this contest will receive a copy of Robert Spencer’s book The Truth About Muhammad. The runner-up will receive a limited edition “Victims of Che” poster to pay tribute to the fallen victims of communism. Caption away!
(Ari’s example was “You’d better put some ice on that.”)
“She’s 9? I said not to get me an old girl you idiot.”
what do you mean my time’s up i rented the goat for 2 hours!!!
it was a typo…i only wanted 27 virgins, but hey whos complaining
sorry i should have specified, i wanted 72 SHAVED virgins. i didn’t know how hairy arab chicks were
Aha — a new playground! Great, I’m in the market for another wife.
“If there’s fluff on the muff, she’s had enough.”
“My name is Luka…I live on the 2nd floor…”
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“Bring me Contessa Brewer! I like the cut of her jib.”
Silence! I keel you!
“Shh be quiet, ‘Friends’ is on.”
has anyone seen my obama bumper sticker?
Why are the leaders of my followers not the first to strap on suicide belts?
Islam: Peacefully killing all those who oppose us since 622!
This statement has been censored by the Comedy Network.
Strictly Right blows my mind! Either that or Achmed hid a bomb in my hat.
Lawton is fat
“Ha you think Muhammad is a stupid, pathetic, trashy name name, apparently there is a person named Bubba”
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I want Bill and Hillary in a 3 way.
I don’t want those virgins anymore.Gimme that fat Jew Lewinsky!!!!!!
when the boom hits the sky like a big pizza pie that’s jihadi
Deuce Bigalow:Male Gigolo
Strictly Right blows my mind! Either that or Achmed hid a bomb in my hat.
“Ha you think Muhammad is a stupid, pathetic, trashy name name, apparently there is a person named Bubba”
+1
Kerry wins.
why do people spell my name so many fucking ways?!
What do you mean I have to use protection? It’s a damn donkey.
Aisha got thin on the Acai berry diet!
You guys are hilarious!!! Here’s mine:
-Has anyone seen my Obama bumper sticker? It’s not on my camel’s ass anymore-