"But only 3 of the 4 were topless Mr. Speaker"
Only a short while after it was revealed that SEC officials were watching pornography through their office computers, it’s now revealed that a Florida State Senator was doing the same…from inside the chambers of the Florida Senate.
Florida Sen. Mike Bennett was caught with his pants down (or at least with his hands in his pants) as a news camera caught him with a picture of 3-and-a-half topless women pulled up on his monitor. No, the fourth wasn’t a midget; she had her bikini top on. In the video, the Senator making a statement in the Senate amusingly was saying, “I’m against this bill, because it disrepects too many women in the state of Florida” while speaking on the abortion bill.
Oh and by the way Senator, no one believes your excuse that you thought it was related to business of the Senate.
Tags: Florida, Idiots, Mike Bennett, Pornography, Sexuality
May 5th, 2010 at 12:30 pm
Interesting that you neglect to mention he was a Republican.
May 5th, 2010 at 3:35 pm
I have to be a jerk and point out that three and a half topless women implies either a midget – which you diffuse – or one woman wearing half a bra. But leaving that aside… who doesn’t get bored with government meetings, am I right people?
May 5th, 2010 at 4:05 pm
There’s always one of you out there Jim
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My thought was that a shirt is one part of a “top” and a bra is the other. Therefore, she has only one of the two parts on, so she’s topless.
Actually, that wasn’t my logic at all, I made it up now — but it seems to work.
May 5th, 2010 at 4:09 pm
Well she was shorter than the rest. Really if she were topless, she’d only count as 2/3rds anyway.
May 5th, 2010 at 10:57 pm
Good point Contarion. Of course once Andrew Lawton realizes that it’s a Republican he’ll probably delete the post or your comment.
May 5th, 2010 at 11:57 pm
Contrarian and Joan: In the words of Ann Coulter, “Sure there are some bad Republicans, but there are NO good Democrats.”
May 6th, 2010 at 1:56 am
Ha! I knew I loved Ann Coulter! That’s awesome!
May 6th, 2010 at 3:26 am
Politicians are all corrupt, it’s unfortunate that we have to expect these peopel to govern when they’re jerking their gherkin in the legislature.