Rep. Bart 'Faust' Stupak Folds like a Cheap Suit

Surprise! Rep. Bart ‘Faust‘ Stupak wasn’t really interested in abortion – a little time to bask in the glory of the chosen one and a flimsy executive order was all it took to capture the votes of the Stupak coalition.

Let’s make a deal… Stupak vs. Faust:

Stupak’s deal gave the dems the five votes necessary to take control of American healthcare until, well, the end of time. In exchange, Stupak received an executive order that will hold until: (1) the next democrat President is elected after Obama and repeals it or (2) Obama changes his mind. Hopefully the messiah also threw in a visit to Stupak’s riding – that’ll be the nail in the coffin for Stupak.

Faust’s deal gave the devil his soul until, well, the end of time. In exchange, Faust received knowledge for the rest of his life. Faust dies, so does the knowledge, and he is damned for eternity.

And so it’s done. On March 21, 2009, the greatest healthcare system in the world was dealt a fatal blow… so reads the obituary.

Representative Bart Stupak and President Barack Obama

I’m sorry that I couldn’t find a photo of Stupak accepting political favors for his vote, which is funny because I thought CSPAN was going to be allowed to film all negotiations.

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  1. Ali Hussein Says:

    Islam will prevail!

  2. Laura-Lee Says:

    You guys got a new guy! Believe it or not I actually had high hopes for Stupak. In any case, his vote didn’t matter. The freedom timebomb has gone off at last

  3. Ryan Says:

    Thanks for the welcome Laura-Lee! Believe it or not, I’ve been hiding behind the scenes here at Strictly Right for about a year and decided that it was about time I started writing.

    On Stupak, his vote did matter because he had a ‘coalition’ of five dems with him – so had he not sold out, obamacare would not have passed.

  4. Winston Says:

    Bart the fart

  5. Caroline Bryant Says:

    I am always against abortion because it is a sin to kill an innocent child.,;.

  6. James Thomas Says:

    we should ban all forms of abortion because it is not right to kill an unborn child,;”

  7. Matthew Anderson Says:

    Abortion must not be allowed and banned in all countries-;;

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