As Mark Steyn dubbed it, the “Chowdah Revolution” is under way. Scott Brown will be the next Senator from Massachusetts. Unbelievable.

 It’s 8:00pm EST and the polls are closed for the Massachusetts special election to replace Ted “Swimmer” Kennedy’s Senate seat! I’ll be live tweeting the results and any news as they come in.

UPDATE (8:01pm): O’Reilly reports Politico poll placing Scott Brown (Republican) at 52% and Coakley (Democrat) at 46%

UPDATE (8:04pm): Fox News Chief Political Correspondent Carl Cameron shares that Coakley pollster Salinda Lake said that Obama “ruined” the Coakley campaign

UPDATE (8:07pm): MA State Department reveals that there are 150,000 dead voters registered

UPDATE (8:12pm): Newt Gingrich: “My personal hunch is that [Brown] will win tonight.”

UPDATE (8:16pm): MSNBC releases early numbers – Brown: 54.5% | Coakley: 44.5%

UPDATE (8:18pm): According to Robert Stacy McCain, Scott Brown has 62% in Hopedale, MA

UPDATE (8:21pm): Libertarian candidate Joe Kennedy has 1% of the vote…so much for name recognition

UPDATE (8:22pm): With 4% of polls reporting, Brown has 52%, Coakley has 47%

UPDATE (8:26pm): Brown 51%, Coakley 48% (7% of precincts reporting)

UPDATE (8:29pm): Brown 52%, Coakley 47% (9% of precincts reporting)

UPDATE (8:35pm): Brown 53%, Coakley 46% (11% of precincts reporting)

UPDATE (8:36pm): Brown 53%, Coakley 46% (13% of precincts reporting)

UPDATE (8:39pm): Brown 52%, Coakley 47% (18% of precincts reporting)

UPDATE (8:41pm): Brown 53%, Coakley 46% (21% of precincts reporting)

UPDATE (8:45pm): Brown 52%, Coakley 47% (25% of precincts reporting)

UPDATE (8:46pm): Boston precincts now reporting numbers

UPDATE (8:50pm): Brown 52%, Coakley 47% (36% of precincts reporting)

UPDATE (8:51pm): Brown 52%, Coakley 47% (39% of precincts reporting)

UPDATE (8:53pm): Gov. Sarah Palin to analyze MA Senate Election at 10pm on Fox News Channel

UPDATE (8:59pm): Brown 53%, Coakley 47% (52% of precincts reporting)

UPDATE (9:02pm): Brown 53%, Coakley 46% (57% of precincts reporting)

UPDATE (9:04pm): Brown 53%, Coakley 46% (60% of precincts reporting)

UPDATE (9:10pm): Brown 53%, Coakley 46% (65% of precincts reporting)

UPDATE (9:18pm): Brown 53%, Coakley 46% (70% of precincts reporting)

UPDATE (9:21pm): Martha Coakley Concedes Victory to Scott Brown (R)

UPDATE (9:18pm): Scott Brown declared winner – Brown 53%, Coakley 46% (75% of precincts reporting)

…Nancy Pelosi is a “horrible woman.”

Not only are national security efforts misguided in attempting to spend $100 billion on x-ray body scanners, but our tax dollars are also going towards enforcing the Transportation Security Authority’s no-fly list…which happens to include 8-year old Michael “Mikey” Hicks. Up until now I’ve generally used the hypothetical elderly air-traveler Gladys Phillips for the token unlikely terror suspect subjected to ridiculous security measures. Gladys enjoys playing bridge with her several cats and is a world-class knitting champion…and she has now died. Little Mikey Hicks is now my reference point for TSA security — get used to it!

The Leni Riefenstahl of our day, Michael Moore, might want to add this story as an extra feature in the DVD release of Sicko. Last Friday 26 people in a Cuban mental hospital died of hypothermia when the temperature dropped to 38 degrees (+4 celsius).

…I feel ever so safe with an airline security guard wearing a Hijab.

Yes, that’s right. Yours truly, anti-jihad warrior, was ordered to hop to it (apparently, I wasn’t moving quickly enough for her taste) by a “security” official who displays her devotion to the sharia worldview for all to see; someone who, though she may not agree with Abdulmattalab’s exploding gotchies modus operandi is in synch with its religio-ideological underpinnings. Hijab gal is supposed to keep us infidels safe from the likes of BombPants.

H/T to FiveFeetOfFury