Great caller on Rush
H/T to Five Feet of Fury for this one.
I’ve tried to include the audio…if you can’t listen to it, the transcript is below.
RUSH: Here’s Dave in Wyoming on a cell phone. Great to have you with us, sir. Hello.
CALLER: Hey, big rig-driving dittos, Rush.
RUSH: Thank you very much.
CALLER: I have a question about your Miss America judging.
RUSH: Yeah.
CALLER: First of all, let me thank you for your service for going down there.
RUSH: (laughing)
CALLER: I mean, Las Vegas and Miss America contestants parading around, that must be awful.
RUSH: Well, somebody has to do it, and everybody has to be somewhere. And my name came up.
CALLER: Yup.
RUSH: Yeah.
CALLER: Hey, I want to know if you’ve experienced the strange phenomenon yet that when a black contestant is on the stage, you “forget” that she’s black.
RUSH: (laughing) You are not helping.
January 31st, 2010 at 9:00 pm
Mr. Social Conservative judging a swimsuit competition? Interesting…
January 31st, 2010 at 9:06 pm
It's NOT a swimsuit competition, it's a scholarship program
January 31st, 2010 at 9:45 pm
lawton is to fat to see his small dick
January 31st, 2010 at 10:12 pm
Just for the record, Sentences and proper nouns begin with capital letters. If you're referring to an abundance of something, it's "too," not "to." Finally, you have to qualify your statement with a finalizing punctuation mark. For example, if you were exclaiming something you would end it with '!' or '?' if it were a question. I think what you were trying to say was this:
Lawton is too fat to see his small dick.
February 1st, 2010 at 6:02 pm
andrew lawton: meter-maid mutton-chop