Strictly Right

H/T to Five Feet of Fury for this one. I’ve tried to include the audio…if you can’t listen to it, the transcript is below.

A new voice has been added to the ‘consensus’ in support of the hoax of man-made global warming. None other than Osama Bin Laden has come out and endorsed the theory. In his latest tape Bin Laden blamed: the West, industrialization and most of all the United States for causing cliamte change. The latest member [...]

When the James O’Keefe story originally broke, it seemed pretty cut-and-dried that he was guilty of orchestrating a plot to tap the phone lines of Senator Mary Landrieu (D-LA.) For those who don’t remember, O’Keefe was the fake pimp-turned-investigative journalist who, with the help of Hannah Giles, broke the famous ACORN story last year with [...]

We just can’t seem to get rid of the McCains. Everywhere you look, there they are, antagonizing conservatives. It is still difficult to understand how John McCain got the GOP nod ’08. One positive aspect of his loss was that I though he would finally go away. We should be so lucky. This past week [...]

Yes I was bored last night after seeing the stupidity of Chris Matthews:

From Urban Dictionary

Overheard on Parliament Hill: Aide: “I wish I could reference Five Feet of Fury when people ask where I get all my information.” My response: “You can.” Aide: “No, I really can’t.” Me: “Coward.” Aide: “Yup.”

…in a playground not too far away, two brothers had been in the middle of a fight that’s lasted quite some time now. The true reasons for this are extensive, but ultimately they were just unable to see eye-to-eye on certain points. For example, the older of the two likes things the way they are; [...]

…State of the Union Bingo! If Bingo’s not your thing you can try the Barack Hussein Obama drinking game — every time he says something stupid or rhetorical, take a shot. Note that Strictly Right and Andrew Lawton will not be held responsible when you inevitably go to the hospital with alcohol poisoning within the [...]

If you’re a Colts fan it’s time to get arrogant. In fact, Peyton might as well get measured for his second Super Bowl champion ring. Why? Because the New Orleans Saints have just received the kiss of death: and endorsement from Barack Obama. Obama has supported losers in: Virginia, New Jersey(!!) and most recently Massachusetts(!!!) [...]