In what I’m sure is a coincidence, Earth Day happens to fall on V.I. Lenin’s birthday. Nothing to read into there. Today, assorted weirdos, kooks, cranks and nut-jobs get together to bemoan the existence of mankind. They prattle on about the pristine earth that has been defiled by evil humans. They worry about: global cooling, global warming, climate change, overpopulation, exhausting the [...]
Good news – The One has found new friends to share in our glorious collectivist future at the Summit of the Americas. The One had to take a break from his appology tour, to pal around with America-hating communist thugs, or as He likes to call them, ‘role models’. First there was this photograph of [...]
Yesterday, normal people from all across the fruited plain came out and protested against the unresponsive spendthrifts from all parties in the United States. While the Obamamania-media is trying to gloss over these grassroots protests as a bunch of right-wing kooks, or even worse, as the detestable shrew Nancy Pelosi said ‘the rich,’ the fact of the matter is that the protest was a [...]
Undoubtably while signing welfare checks the leaches that are bleeding the system dry have some choice words for the mismanagement that sank the once great General Motors. Wizards of smart can be heard shrewdly pointing out all the costs that GM incurred from their faustian barter with union thugs. These same erudite wonks ask how it is that the smartest people in the room [...]
“Millions of Texans are tired of Washington, DC trying to come down here and tell us how to run Texas.” – Texas Governor Rick Perry Normal people all over the United States are disgusted by The One’s power grab and implementation of socialism/communism. Some great governors (Sanford of S.C., Palin of AK, Jindal of LA) [...]
Have you ever whizzed by a 4 wheeled bicycle, only to realize later that it is the newest ‘eco-friendly’ vehicle deranged environmentalist moonbats are peddling around town to ‘save the planet’? Doesn’t common sense dictate that when a lawn mower with a bicycle seat travels on the road with real cars it puts the passengers in the [...]
When told that the peasants could not afford bread, Marie Antoinette responded “let them eat cake.” The most merciful Messi-uhhh, The One, has repeatedly incorrectly claimed that he is presiding over the worst economic crisis since the Great Depression. Despite His best efforts, that claim is simply not true. Be that as it may, if [...]
In 1800 when Thomas Jefferson became President of the United States the country had payed nearly $2 million (1/5 of the entire Federal Budget) to the Barbary Pirates. The previous two administration believed it would be cheaper to pay off the muslim terrorists than to fight them. Jefferson thought otherwise. In 1801 the Bashaw of [...]
On the 40th anniversary of D-Day Ronaldus Magnus went to Normandy to honor the valiant men who sacrificed so much to ensure our freedom. Reagan’s speech, as always, was tremendous. If you have not listened to it click here. Among the many great passages in the address was this one: And behind me is a memorial that [...]
Looking for a gift for that special envirowako in your life? Great News: look no further! The all new PUMA, a joint venture between GM and Segway, will hit the market (just make sure you don’t get hit in it because it looks like it couldn’t withstand a solid kick from a 5 year old) in 2012. [...]
