It is hard to imagine a way for politicians to be held in lower regard than they already are. However, just when you thought they were as low as they could get, they never cease to amaze you, finding new ways to lower your perception of them.
Monthly Archives: March 2009
Pelosi Hits A New Low
But as long as the nation is obsessed with historic milestones, is no one going to remark on what a great country it is where a mentally retarded woman can become speaker of the house?
-Ann Coulter

Anti-Police Brutality Riot Gets Violent
Isn’t this ironic… in the Democratic People’s Republic of Montreal a group of delinquents organized an anti-Police rally, which they claim shed light on police brutality. In fact, the only police brutality that needs to be prevented is the brutality shown by ungrateful citizens to the heros that put their lives on the line every day and night to protect us all. However, in what has become a hallmark of events of this nature, the protesters became violent and engaged in vandalism, resulting in over 200 arrests.
They Know The Phone Always Rings
Imagine that it is November 2004- President Bush is in a battle with Sen. Jean Francois-Kerri, who served in Vietnam, for the Presidency of the United States. The EVIL mastermind, Karl Rove, calls the odious FOX News and speaks with: Brit Hume, Bill O’reilly and Sean Hannity, to discuss how they will get the President’s message out that day. Picture the unctuous media’s outcry. I could just see the king of swarm, Chris ‘thrill up my leg’ Matthews hyperventilating while bemoaning the tactics of the Bush White House. Next, Dan Blather, of forged document fame, would be apoplectic. Can anyone deny that such a breach of journalistic integrity would indeed be shameful and covered 24/7?
“It’s a testament to the power of friendship in a place that really does run on relationships,” said Dee Dee Myers, who worked with all four members of the daily call in the 1992 campaign. “In such a fickle town they know they know the phone always rings.”
Don Van Rascaleone Calls In A Favor
The War on Prosperity Continues
When Ronald Reagan attended CPAC in 1981 he said he wanted to dance with the people that brought him to the presidency. Well, The One has thrown his preacher, terrorist friends and grandmother under the bus, but he is being loyal to the unions. With “the worst economy since the great depression” (a total canard), the DummycRATs are worried about paying off the unions that got them elected.
This Man Must Never Be Taken Seriously Again… Ever
“States like these, and their terrorist allies, constitute an axis of evil…” That was from President Bush’s 2002 State of the Union address. Oddly, the speechwriter who coined the phrase ‘axis of evil’ has made it an issue that in fact he coined the phrase. Unlike most speech writers, this man actually takes more credit for the phrase than the man who uttered it. Now this man has anointed himself the smartest man in the room, the political strategist who is above it all, and has a plan to ‘win’. This man is someone I once admired. For those of you that have not figured it out yet, I am referring to David Frum.
“A man who is aggressive, bombastic, cutting, sarcastic, who dismisses the concerned citizens in network news focus groups as ‘losers.’ With his private plane and cigars, his history of drug dependency and his personal bulk, not to mention his marital history, Rush is a walking stereotype of self-indulgence.”
Obama's Panama Canal Treaty
“President Barack Obama is poised to offer an olive branch to Cuba in an effort to repair the US’s tattered reputation in Latin America” is how an article in todays UK Guardian begins. The One has already determined that Afghanistan is a failure, it is nice to see that He has found a new way to project weakness. This is reminiscent of Obama Sr., Jimmy Carter, giving the Panama Canal away to a tinpot dictator in 1977.
“The black is indolent and a dreamer; spending his meager wage on frivolity or drink; the European has a tradition of work and saving,”
“South American peasants are simply little animals.”
“Mexicans are a rabble of illiterate Indians.”
But I’m sure Guevara meant well. If The One goes through with his plan to normalize relations with Cuba all the Americans that fled Castro’s reign of terror will not be able to recoup any of the property that was stolen from them 50 years ago by the communist thugs that overran the island. If I was from Cuba I would never forget the party that betrayed Elian Gonzalez just over a decade ago, and now sees fit to screw all the freedom loving Americans that fled to freedom. The way the DemocRATs deal with Cubans that seek freedom. And how about the ‘repair the US’s tattered reputation in Latin America’ part? Apparently the Brazilian President is going to tell The One that ‘the region views the US embargo as anachronistic and vindictive. Easing it would help mend Washington’s strained relations with the “pink tide” of leftist governments.’ If they don’t like what America is doing… screw them! Why should the most powerful nation on earth kowtow to a bunch of communists (save the valiant President of Columbia, Alvaro Uribe)? Latin America is in a state of disrepair because they are communists. They are a perfect example of what NOT to do. ‘Repair the US’s ta The Guardian article also quotes some pinko academic who said this of The One’s proposed policies towards the island gulag: “It’s the beginning of the end of the policies we have had towards Cuba for 50 years. It’s achieved nothing, it’s an embarrassment.” So far the only embarrassment has been the timidity, trepidation and willingness to surrender whenever presented with an opportunity of the Obama administration. America should never grovel in front of other, lesser, weaker countries. A great patriot once said “if we know anything, it is that weakness is provocative.” The One is projecting weakness and emboldening the enemies of freedom. The One must remember what a great general said some time ago is true: “There is no substitute for victory.”
Some may ask: what’s wrong with Cuba? Isn’t it just a small peaceful island with some well-meaning, big hearted ‘reformers’? Doesn’t Cuba have the world’s best healthcare system? Unfortunately, that is the impression many of today’s generation have of the island gulag. They have been spoon fed this myth that communism isn’t really that bad and that Cuba is a great place, unlike the EVIL USA. Doubt it? Just take a look at all the brain-dead people that proudly wear t-shirts displaying the Heinrich Himmler of Cuba, history’s greatest coward, Ernesto ‘Che’ Guevara. In fact, Guevara is the main character in a new Hollywood hagiography. No word yet on the movies portrayal of the La Cabana or Guanacahibes prison camps, where Guevara executed hundreds of people for crimes like: homosexuality, listening to rock music, and other ‘anti-social’ elements. Here are some choice quotes from Guevara regarding ‘equality’:

ttered reputation’? Give me a break. They are the ones that should repair their tattered reputation with the United Sates.
I Hope He Fails
Obama’s Radicalism Is Killing the Dow is the title of an article in today’s Wall Street Journal. The article details how the Marxist policies of Dear Leader, The One, are pushing the United Sates closer and closer to precipice.
The illusion that Barack Obama will lead from the economic center has quickly come to an end. Instead of combining the best policies of past DemocRATic president – John Kennedy on taxes, Bill Clinton on welfare reform and a balanced budget, for instance – President Obama is returning to Jimmy Carter’s high taxes and Mr. Clinton’s draconian defense drawdown.
Well that’s encouraging! The One represents the worst of the worst, the bottom of the barrel. Not that that is surprising to the few people who actually listened to what He said on the campaign trail as opposed to how He said it.
Don’t worry, it’s just the rich that are going to get hurt, let’s soak them! Even if that were the case, that it was only the top 1% that would get hurt, which any sentient being realizes it won’t be, why would that be okay? If someone works hard and is rewarded by the free market for it do we want the government to tear them down? The answer better be an emphatic ‘NO!’ otherwise the USA will look like Europe. Not the Europe that all you lazy, communist university students/graduates romanticize about, the real Europe. The Europe with permanent double-digit unemployment, a standard of living stuck 30% below that of the United Sates and an ever expanding welfare sate that destroys motivation, swallows profits and abolishes individual’s ability to fail, and to succeed. However, The One is moving more people by the day onto the government dole. Currently, 38% of the people do not pay taxes. The One proposes moving that number up to 50%. That means that half of the people will be able to vote to bleed the other 50% dry. That would be disastrous.
…every citizen receives the elementary notion of human knowledge; he is taught, moreover, the doctrines and the evidence of his religion, the history of his country, and the leading features of its Constitution… it is extremely rare to find a person imperfectly acquainted with all these things, and a person wholly ignorant is a sort of phenomenon.
Now, thanks to the NEA and other government and union thugs, most kids can’t even name the second president of the United Sates; they think the founders were a bunch of slave owning bigots; and they have elected a fellow Marxist ideologue as President. There is a reason Lenin said “give me four years to teach the children.” Now, with universal College education coming down the pike, we can expect even more worthless smart asses who add nothing to society. Net loser (of the black hole variety).
Criticizing Rush is Criticizing Conservatism
Over at National Review Online Jonah Goldberg has a piece on the war against Rush. What is of interest is not the malarky liberals spout about Rush. Rather, criticisms of Rush from the right are what caught my eye.