Gov. Romney was introduced by American Conservative Union Chairman, David Keene, who welcomed Romney to the conservative family. Keene repeatedly said of Romney that he “gets it.” It would appear as though the CPAC audience agreed.
Monthly Archives: February 2009
Shocking: Naive Idiots Learn Their Lesson

CPAC Day 1 Wrap-up
Day 1 at CPAC has come to a close.
CPAC Afternoon
So far CPAC has been everything you would expect. It is always nice to be around 9,000 normal people. My first order of business was buying an original Reagan Presidential button.
Bobby, Bobby!
The One's Not Quite State of the Union
The One spoke unto the joint session of Congress and all were in awe of his brilliance. The commentators said it was so nice to have an articulate (i.e. liberal windbag) President. The left was in euphoria.
The One's October Revolution
It would appear as though the October Revolution is about to kick into high gear. The One’s plan to destroy America looks to keep up its torrent pace, with the impeding release the new President’s New Economic Policy. Surprisingly, Peggy Joseph’s mortgage and Henrietta Hughes’s home were not included.
First, The One wants to show everyone that he is as economically illiterate as FDR was. In order to fight the deficit, The One proposes to…raise taxes on the evil, devious, detestable ‘wealthy’. The astoundingly successful Bush tax cuts, which are set to expire in 2011, will not be renewed. Of course, raising these taxes will not just hurt the contemptible ‘wealthy’, it will hurt everyone. Less capital in the private sector + less investments + less incentive to work = less jobs. As well, many small businesses file their taxes using the personal income tax code. What better way to stimulate economic growth in a downturn than tax businesses? Norman Thomas would be proud. But don’t worry, the capital gains rate will also be bumped up 5%, and odious hedge fund managers will also get screwed by the government as well! You can all sleep easier now, more people are getting ripped off by the gargantuan federal government! Looks like The One has learnt from FDR – that is how to turn a recession into a depression. Yes We Can!
Next, The One promises to follow through with his Weimar style economic policies to bankrupt the nation. And, to top all of this off The One will destroy the greatest healthcare system in the world, by imposing North Korea-esque totalitarian healthcare. Right about now I’m hoping for some change I can believe in.
NYT v. The Great Liberator
In her usual soporific fashion, perennial halfwit Maureen Dowd besmirches both The Great Liberator (President Bush 43) and one of my heroes, Vice President Cheney in the pages of the New York Slimes.
The People Have Had Enough!
California GOP Does The Right Thing?
This week I am in the heart of what used to be Reagan country, but is now better known as Mexifornia. Although the Governator has been a disappointment of epic preparations, there appears to be at least a glimmer of hope here.